To the female who sits to the right of me w/ the B.O.
- I know it's a medical condition but it's really bad. I hope you got the anonymous Bath & Body Works gift basket I sent you. Pay special attention to the Aromatherapy Bath Soak w/ Salt Crystals and good luck.
To my neighbor to the left of me
- First you wanted my # for some tax scam. No. Now U want to know my shoe size. Why?
Look, I'm on to you. If I get robbed ...... Sweetie, I'm not the one. This is the only warning your gonna get!
To my secret crush
- You are so fine, you eat well and you have earned your degree. Such a great catch. Why don't you have a girl? Come to think of it, I've never seen you w/ a girl. Have U had any girls on your team or are you a switch hitter.
To SF and GLOs on GC
- Whats good really?
