[squirrely girl]

To my father - would you please stop telling me about every woman you date now that you're divorced.

To my mother - would you please stop asking me about every woman dad dates now that you're divorced. And, would you please stop the self pity routine.

To my job - what the hell is wrong with giving people raises??? And how do you call yourself a program?

To some of my coworkers - just because I don't bitch your your ass out doesn't mean I'm weak. I tend to "hostily ignore" people that I don't approve of or like. And, how can we expect to teach children if you, as staff, cannot properly construct a sentence.

To all companies that I do business with - why do y'all have to be such pains in the ass about changing my name now that I'm married?

To my "high school friends" - how did we get so different?

marissa