HC people's driving skills get worse with summer weather?
HC I have road rage?
HC a MF cut me off on my way to work when I was already 10 minutes late?
HC another car behind me made it a point to go around, sped up ahead of me, and then slow down?
HC I got in the lane beside him, rolled down the window, and threw up the one-fingered peace sign?
HC a police officer driving behind me (who I didn't see) saw me flip the bird?
HC he pulled up beside me gave me the "no, no, no" gesture with his finger like I was in the 1st grade?
HC screw him?
HC I'm feelin' fifty cent when he said
"summer time is the killing season; it's hot out this b*tch and that's a good enough reason"
HC I got a puppy last Thursday?!?!
HC I named her Sparkle?
HC I paid $500 for her?
HC she's worth every penny?
HC she is an angel...a pissy angel...but an angel?
HC she pees all over the place?
HC I'm probably not gonna get my security deposit back cause the carpet spells like pee?
HC it's aiight, cuz she's so cuuuuute??
