DO NOT

send:
attachements with viruses,
porno of any kind,
silly forwards about ghetto proms, overweight people, 9/11, or Osama Bin Laden,
chain letters of any kind, this includes the "love Jesus, your girl, friend, mama" emails,
emails about 10 cent ice cream at Ben and Jerry's,
any email containing a hoax of any kind,
e-mails/files that are extremely large. That *ish eats up my mailbox and prevents real mail from coming through,
"you go girl" poems, emails, or forwards. I don't need it or want it. I got my real girls for that stuff.
emails about business opportunities form a foreign country. I don't know these folks and they ain't getting my money.