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Here are mine...
-DO keep asking me if YOU can go down on ME because YOU like it SO much... that's great!
-DO play your guitar and serenade me in bed beforehand... LOVE that!
-DO stop and say "hi" while kissing (I remember an episode from Big Brother last season and Lisa started crying when Eric did that because she always wanted a guy to do that)... when a guy did that to me I thought it was so sweet!
-DO it in a bedroom that has a ceiling mirror above the bed or a mirror that's the full length of the bed.
BUT
-DON'T constantly stare at the mirror... some times yet, but not the whole time.
-DO leave a button down shirt lying around so I can slip it on while you're in the bathroom and you can unbotton it when you come out.
-DO change your sheets if we got them messy earlier in the day.
-DO use chocolate pudding if it happens to be in your fridge in your room.
AND
-DO lick off all the chocolate pudding so we're not too sticky.
-DO move to the floor if your bed's too squeaky... I'm not trying to wake up all of your brothers at 7a.m.
AND
-DO put your comforter on the floor and make sure that I'm comfortable.
-DO it in a tent when it's just the 2 of you camping.
-DO say my name.
-DO compliment my body.
-DO it in a chair.
-DO give me pecks here and there just to be playful.
-DO CUDDLE!
-DON'T drink RED gatorade and accidentally spill it all over my WHITE bra... grrrr.
-DON'T rip my clothes off... my shirts can be very fragile (and expensive) and if you tear them I won't be happy.
-DON'T suck on my belly button ring... I get nervous that you'll rip it out.
-DON'T say "I don't have condoms because I never used them with my ex-girlfriend (of a few months)."
-DON'T stay forever in the morning... I've got things to do!
-DON'T snore!
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