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1) When I can hear the food in someone's mouth when they chew.
2) When someone chews with their mouth open
3) Crumbs in bed
4) Monkeys in commercials
5) People who think that I should tolerate their child's behavior JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE A CHILD! WHO CARES!
6) Poor grammar (written and verbal)
7) People who CARE about what obese people are eating (mind your fukking business!)
8) People who don't use turn signals. OR, people who are sitting at a light, it turns green, and THEN, all of a sudden, they decide to signal that they are turning...I'M not a flipping mind reader!
9) People who don't say Thank You when I hold the door for them. I yell, "You're Welcome!" very loudly. If it's a double entrance door, I will say, "Again, You're Welcome!!"
10) People who call my job (a tech position) and try to use technical terms they have no friggin' clue about and end up using it incorrectly. When I correct them, they say "Well, whatever. You know what I mean!" NO, BITCH, I DON'T!
11) Oh, people who use the word "Whatever" to end an argument, discussion, etc. Sorry you aren't educated enough to complete a cohesive, literate thought!
12) When people make a big ass deal out of bodily noises/smells. Sorry, no one told my mother to purchase the Odor Eater upgrade option on my farts/$hit! WE ALL HAVE STINKY ASSES, DEAL WITH IT!
13) At the gym, my friend and I rent a locker. WHY, WHEN I AM AT MY LOCKER, DOES EVERY OLD WOMAN WANT TO USE THE LOCKER RIGHT SMACK DAB NEXT TO MINE?!!? THERE ARE OVER 500 OTHER LOCKERS YOU COULD USE, GRANDMA!
14) People who stare...TAKE A FUKKING PICTURE! I notice that people under the age of 21 do this a helluva lot...
15) People who don't realize that they stepped on your foot/hit you in the head with their bag/hurt you, and don't apologize! Wake up from that fog you're living in, Seymour!
16) People who chew the ice/suck out the hell out of the very last drop of their beverage....
17) Women who wear makeup at the gym.
18) People who don't wipe up their sweat when they are done on the equipment.
19) People who say "Smile!" when you aren't...GO AWAY!
20) Men who use their keys to clean ear wax out of their ears...
I KNOW I have more...
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