rudey...here is my application:
name: alphagamdiva, aka: mon...however, can quickly change my name to whatever you want it to be
references: several satisfied ex boyfriends (yeah, they're exes...but only b/c they messed up
....management is a b*tch sometimes)
previous experience: i have cooked, cleaned, brought food, done laundry, and provided numerous other <ahem> services all with a positive attitude and with pleasant results
while i am not "unattractive" or male.....i feel that i can be an asset to your, um, company.
thank you for your time and consideration.
---if we didn't have tickets to maury already, never would i ever apply for this....position....