To the lady at work who talks about a whole lot of nothing Please stop coming up to me saying random things especially when just a few months ago you avoided me like the plague. Now I understand that you may be a little lonely but you are working a sister's nerves!
To whoever is in my parking space Please move YOUR vehicle to YOUR side of the parking lot. The construction is OVER and I am really tired of having to walk half way around my apartment because of your car!
To my cousins from the hood Please do not get upset with me because I don't call you every other day. I can count on ONE hand the number of times you have called me during the 4 years I have been at school and it's getting really annoying hearing you tell my mom that I don't call you enough. Maybe if you answered your phone instead of mistaking my phonecard for a BILL COLLECTOR, you would talk to me more often. Telephones work both ways, please learn how to use it more often and maybe I'll return the favor.
To all those who call my cell phone to talk about nothing Let's get this straight, since you are not sending in the check for my bill on a monthly basis, please do not call my phone and say nothing. Let it be important because time is money hon!
Whew! Glad I got that off my chest!