O.K. here's another...
1. Why does the choir have to sing a song for ummm
10 minutes?
2. Speaking of Easter, why on Easter morning that little snotty nose kid who forgot their speech says( say it with me) "Habby Easta e'erbody"?
3. If the preacher does that heaving noise ya know..
HUUUUUUUUUUUUmg and the Bible saayz HHUUUUUUUUUUMG in John huh 3 huh and 16 huhhhhhuuuuuuuumg **takes a drink of water****huh the devil tryin to get me cause somebody needs to hear it huh youyoooooou yes you huh and you huh somebody don't hear me tonite huh huuuuuuuumg I-I-I-I love the Lord huh and he heard my cri-i-i hhhhhuuuuuuumg yes! yes! yay LLLord.
***don't forget to put the organ in between the huh and hhhhhuummmg****

Oh boy, what is we gon' do?