[Rudey]

OK I need an unpaid intern people. This person must come from a good school and be willing to work hard.

Tasks include:
Laundry
Food services
Apartment scouting
Moving boxes

If you are smart enough to do those things and I think you can handle more, I will bring you into the investment banking world and show you how to run some of my financial models so I can start getting some golf into my days.

While the position is unpaid, I will often purchase you meals and if you're cool, I will bring you to bars and clubs and cover your expenses. In addition I will offer a well-written recommendation and provide you with some connections.

However, if you mess up any of my shirts or bring me the wrong food, I will snap and bitchslap you.

-Rudey
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