[Gyrl7]

Gibben honuss and pwaises to the Lode mos high, Passa Dueright, Firss Lady Spicey, Revrun Phillups, Deacon Schula, Deaconess Bwown, Cuddin Floyd(doin weal good on the Piana), Bobby Bwown, Whitney's Cwack House, Saints and Fwiends.

I gibben gawd all the pwaises this monin, cuz he woke me up, my testimony is short(until someone interrupts her), Last week Champipple got caught again sellin her food stamps, so the welfare was gone cut her off. I mean she wuddin even gone get a medical codd......NUFFIN..........BUT GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWDDDD, made a way outta no way. He went on down to the welfare office.......Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
GLO-ray.....yessuuhhh...........and changeded them peopuss hearts......the LODE SAY PEOPUUSSSS gi'that woman huh food stamps! HE SAY PEEEEOOOPPUUSSS(organ starts up), GI'THAT WOMAN HER FOOD STTTAAAMMPPPSSSS(the official shouting music comes on).....and by 11 O'clock Champipple was on line waitin fo huh food stamps................ya know gawd can..........(Pator Interrupts) WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOLKS TUNE IN NEXT SUNDAY WHEN SISTER CHAMOMILE TESTIFIES HOW HER SON YUSEF DONE GOT CAUGHT WITH A STRING OF PROSTITUTES. CAN I GET A YAY-MEN!!!