How about the fact that you KNOW you are ghetto if at your church...
1. The choir does that rock down the aisle. step and stay--step and stay....it never fails somebody is ALways off beat! Don't Black folx supposed to have rhythm?
2. If you are given the scripture and that's the time you decide to read the whole book of Job(like you really listening to the preacher...

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3. Somebody in the choir forgot the words or didn't come to choir rehearsal so they TRY to mouth the whole song.BWahahaha
Oh and the all time favorite....
You get up to speak and the first thing you say is...
" I'd like to thank God who is the head of my life..."