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You know if you're a Ghetto Christian if.......
17. The same person shouts every Sunday for 2 seconds and then sits back down.
18. Your Pastor proclaims that he/she has 5 more minutes to preach and proceeds to preach for 30 more.
19. When that same person always getting in the prayer line every Sunday asking the Lord for healing( didn't he heal you last Sunday?)
20. When the choir sings the same old tired songs every Sunday
21. The person who wants to sing all the time can't sing to save their soul.
22. You wear For Men: a white suit w/ black shoes and Women a white dress black stockings and white shoes or vice versa.
23. When you wear house shoes to Church.
24. If your Momma backsmack you in the mouth for laughing.
25. You don't see the whole family until Easter Sunday.
26. Somebody join the Church one Sunday and don't start attending til 6 months later.
27. The Deacon's always collecting money for the building fund and you haven't seen a building yet.
28. When the morning prayer lasts about 30 minutes.
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