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Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
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10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
white--they are at the North Pole


12. How far can a dog run in the woods.
Half way--then he is running out of the woods (I saw this one before!)

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kersoene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The match!

14. A doctor give you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
60 minutes. You take one immediately, then 1/2 hour later, then another1/2 hour later--hence, 1 hour!


20. What was the President's name in 1950?
His name was George Bush then, just like it is now!!

BONUS QUESTION
(This is for HUMOR only; not for the easily offended).