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ha.....the 2nd night of my freshman year at the dorms there were fraternity parties all around UCR and I went to one of em. I got flipped off like 9 beers and 7 shots of bacardi and i went back to my dorm room piss ass drunk. Someone set the fire alarm off and everbody cleared the building except me. So i guess the UC police pulled my ass out my room and asked me when my birthday was and i kept sayin "im 18"(this is all hearsay i was too faded to know what happened)so i guess i almost got arrested and takin to detox but i got lucky.
Another night me and my big bro split a handle(175ml) of seagrams vodka i think and mixed it with gatorade. Our party didnt have a DJ because it wasnt a planned one so we were like lets get fucked up!!! So we both got fucked up....I passed out with my shoes on so one of the bros wrote shit all over me with lipstick like cocks and stuff!!! I woke up in my room(how the fuck did i get home?) saw the shit all over me and i was like....aww shit what a night and laughed my ass off. I called my big bro and he said he woke up at 3:00AM in the volleyball sand pit passed the fuck out...and i guess he got sick and drove to his booty call.
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