LOL, these are soo hilarious. Reminds me of 3 stories I heard on the radio a couple of years ago (not Darwin awards but still nonetheless great):
1) A guy broke into a house at night trying to rob them. He got in no problem and took all the stuff he wanted. This would have been great for the thief and all if he hadn't decided to go to the bathroom. When he was in there, he decided to flush the toilet. The people in the house heard him, and locked him in the bathroom until the police came. What a moron...
2) Two teenage guys in some small town somewhere (aren't I descriptive?!) posted signs all over the lamposts and put them in mailboxes all over the town telling residents that the water in the town contained dangerous levels of dihydrogen monoxyde. The town was in a panic and had town hall meetings and everything to figure out how to solve this "problem" until they all realized that dihydrogen monoxyde is the chemical name for water.
3) A man walked into a bank and walked up to a teller and held up a gun saying that he was gonna rob the bank. The teller told him that the bank had a policy where all thieves had to sign out for the money before they could take it. So the thief signed for the cash [bold] with his real name! [/bold] so the teller called the police and they caught the guy a lil while later.
Sorry this was such a long post
