Ya'll, those church usher jokes are a trip....
At my church back home, there was a jr. usher board and an adult usher board...we were serious!!!
I know folks cringe when we stand next to their aisle too... "Excuse me..do ya'll think three more people could fit in this row??, Excuse me, is your fur coat holding someone's space??"
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"I am not yet the author of my life; I am still it's unenlightened protagonist"
---Unknown