Ypu know u in a black church whenn...
1. People get the holy ghost and the ushers take their time gettin to them.
2. The little old ladies try to chestize everyone..shoo be quite.
3. The deacon sings a song then everyone has to sing after him..
4. The choir sings a song and the lead person starts to add their own verses in the song.
5. They have one air condintion.
6. They put 5 dollas in the offering and ask for 4 dollas back lol.lol
7. The preacher tries to *force* everyone to come to the alter and get saved.
8. When preachers think that church is an alllllll dayyyy eventtt especially on 1st sundays.
9. lol.Preachers try to make u feel gulity cause no ones saying amen.ex*if yall was at the football game yall wouldn't be able to close ya mouth.
10. My absoulate favorite...When the preacher chestizes u in the pulpit in front of the wholeeeeeee church.visiters and all
..oh yeah.. when they think smiling or laughin in church is a sin..lol
.. these are things only we could do..lol
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