You know you're in a Black church when it is packed,(you can't get a seat anywhere...not even the folding chairs in the aisles..) on CME: CHRISTMAS, MOTHER'S DAY AND EASTER....
You know you're in a Black church when church starts at 11AM and ends at 3PM...
You know you're in a Black church when everyone is coughing to hide the rattling of the peppermint candy paper...
You know you're in a Black church when deacon Jones and deacon Smith get up to do the devotion and you can't understand a word they are saying...
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