Hi Everyone,
I was sitting in church this morning thinking about the things that we posted on this board and it was so hard not to burst out laughing. Sitting there are thought of a few more.
You know you're in a Black Church when:
1.) the ushers stand in the aisle to direct you to a seat;
2.) the pastor tells the ushers that they may be seated during his sermon;
3.) the ushers sit and the musicians move to a seat after the pastor has announced his subject;
4.) the ushers pass out the hymnals and take them up before service is over or they ask you to leave them on the pews;
5.) the fan that they give you during service has Martin Luther King's picture on it and was donated by the local funeral home;
6.) there is a bottle of Olive Oil on the side of the pulpit;
5.) the first Sunday or whenever Communion is observed, everybody has on white; and
6.) What are these programs: 100 Women in Red and 66 Books of the Bible?
I may come up with some more a little later. I hope everybody is having a great SONday!!
[This message has been edited by Elite Ivy (edited September 10, 2000).]
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