You know you're at a black church if:
1)Before every speech someone says, giving honor to God whose the head of my life
2)If the person who always leads all the songs in the choir (y'all know the one i'm talking about) gets up and says the Devil's busy. I started getting a sore throat after choir practice yesterday, he didn't want me to sing my song. But church I'm here to tell ya, the Devil is a liar. Then they go on to do a remix of the song. One of those 12'' murder remixes, the kind you only hear at the club.
3)The usher board got matching suits
4)The church is broken up into districts.
5)You have cakewalks for fundraisers.
6)You have Friends and Family Day.
7)I can't forget Harvest Day
8)At some point in the service you sing "What a Fellowship".
9)The choir got a routine for every song
10)The communion wine (I mean grape juice)is in a shot glass
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KAPPA ALPHA PSI FRATERNITY, INC.
SPR 97
XI LAMBDA
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