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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
PSA: never tell a drag queen to "move it or lose it" unless you really wanna be called out during the drag show later on....
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HAHAHAHA! Oh no, I can't stop laughing!
OK...I'm composed now. I have a peeing story, too. It's not as great as some of yours, but it was embarrassing to me at the time. I was spending the night with a guy and I had this really awful nightmare. It was one of those
really bad ones. Well, I started to wake up, and it dawned on me that I was peeing my pants!

I was up and out of that bed like a rocket (I think I even stepped on the guy's head in my rush to get to the bathroom), but it was too late. Miraculously there was no wet spot in the bed...but my pajama pants were soaked and I had to explain what happened. Ohhhhh...