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Driving habits that really p*ss me off:
Talking on the cell phone and driving - Get a hands-free kit or HANG UP AND DRIVE!
Drivers of SUVs that think they own the road with their intimidating behemoths.
Turn signal? What turn signal? Oh! It's that funny looking lever on the other side of the steering column!
Red light runners. I'm not talking about ones who sneak in at the tail end of yellow, but blatant red light runners; 7291 red light runner tickets were issued in Plano last year... how 'bout the death penalty for 'em! (evil grin).
Punk kid drivers with daddy-bought SUVs and sports cars who think every road is an opportunity to practice for NASCAR.
Crotch rocket motorcycles, for the same reason above.
Tailgaters. Wait until you taste my depleted-uranium reinforced rear bumper with three-foot long unobtanium spikes projecting from 'em... you'll wish you'll never do it again!
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ASF
Causa latet vis est notissima - the cause is hidden, the results are well known.
Alpha Alpha (University of Oklahoma) Chapter, #814, 1984
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