1) I already have enough medical problems, but I guess I would say cancer, if it were operable. HIV, if my test results got switched with somebody elses, and I only thought I had it for a day or so.
2) Whichever one could be removed quickest
3) I can't even imagine this happening, as my husband is the LEAST SLICK person I know (plus he talks too much to keep good secrets), but if he was able to pull it off (with the help of some hoochie, because there would have to be a hoochie involved) I would not take him back.
Miss. Mocha
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