[adpishan]

This is the first bad joke I ever learned....

An elderly man comes home from his doctors appointment with a plastic cup. He asks his wife if she knows what he is suppost to do with the cup. She doesn't know, but tells her husband she is going to nextdoor and ask Mildred. The husband protests, "Everytime you go over there, you two end up fighting." The women says "No we don't! I will be right back." And she leaves with the cup. A few minutes later she comes back, her shirt is torn and she is huffing and puffing. Her husband asks her "What happened?" The wife replies, "She told me to piss in the cup, and I told her to shit in her hat, and the war was on!!!"