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This is terrible, but it's the first dirty joke I learned...
This couple is out on a date. At the end of the evening, the man drops the woman off at her apartment. She asks him in for some coffee, and of course the man accepts. After a few drinks, they started necking and fooling around. Pretty soon they're in the bedroom, nekkid and just having a blast. The man asks the woman to go down on him. She refuses. The man takes this in good stride, and they go back to the foreplay. A little while later, he asks the woman to go down on him again, and again she refuses. Well, he's having fun and so thinks nothing of it. They continue with their escapades, and later still he asks the woman to go down on him. Yet again she refuses. The man says, "But we're having a great time! Why not?" to which the woman replies, "Didn't you know? I'm allergic to nuts!"
Hahahahahaha. And now these two go together:
Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A: Sexual harrassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99/ minute.
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