Good:
-the cops come
-peeps get arrested
-fight breaks out
-excessive nudity
-strippers come (woo woo!)
-you witness someone getting it on
-every guy/girl hits on you
-you don't come home until 8:30 in the morning
Sucky:
-the night ends w/ guys watching scrambled lesbian and ape porn
-the unplugged guitar session was the height of the night
-THERE'S NO FOOD!
-No one's drunk
-There's no light, yeah it's hip to be dim, but not so dark that you can't see your hand in front of you
-no guy/girl hits on you
-sucky guys/girls hit on you