I'm going to a BBQ and I'm bringing:
alcohol
burgers
corn-on-the-cob
DEVILED EGGS
ELEVEN people that the people giving the BBQ don't even know.
FAHRVEGNUGEN
GALLONS of RED KOOL AID
HOT DOGS (beef, chicken or turkey NO PORK!!)
Ice Cream and Ice for the drinks
JUICE mixers--orange, cranberry, apple--for the alcohol!
Kids KeWanda,KeLoLo,Keshia,Kevin,Kristral,and the triplettes- Kenietha,Kentavia,and Kevinaletta
Little Homicide
MUSIC
Nashante and Naqueesha, the neighbors, are coming along.
Ol' school music videos
Potato salad
QUES
ribs
salad and soda
TATER CHIPS
a big ol' UMBRELLA just in case it rains (two of them now)
A VOLLEYBALL & VOLLEYBALL NET to work off this good eating
Whipped Cream for the Ques..Ummmmmmm I mean ..For the Ice Cream
X-citement
YOGURT
ZEST
ALUMINUM FOIL for leftovers.
a Big, Bag of (ooey, gooey) Brownies!
Breathe mints
Condoms for those that really do put the whip cream on the ques..
deli trays, again for those who are eating light
ENERGIZER batteries for the toys the QUES going to bring
FRIED CHICKEN!!
GALLONS of GRAPE KOOL AID
HANDSOME SINGLE MEN with no kids and stalker women
INK pens so all my fellow spades and bid whist players can keep score!!!
Jacks for all of the ol' heads in here who have their technique of swooping all ten
of the jacks and still catching the ball.
Ketchup
Line Sisters.
MUGS - cuz we need something to drink out of
NAPKINS
Onion Rings
paper plates, so we can stop eatin' off the napkins.
Quilt
RELISH, RADIO (for the music) and RESERVE BATTERIES
Spearmint Gum
Shrimp (fried, and steamed)
Tables (gotta have something to put all this stuff on)
UNITY and UMOJA
And a Veggie Tray!
WATER BALLOONS & WATER GUNS for the all star WATER FIGHT!!
X-tra clothes, but I'mma be UPSET if you hit me with one of dem water balloons! You know I just got my hair done!
YAMS
ZIPLOC BAGS for take home food
Alphas & AKAs because there simply aren't enough folks participating
Banana pudding
COBBLERS & CHARCOAL TO START THE FIRE
DELTAS
Easter Baskets
Fresh-baked rolls
GREAT UNCLE _____ who always has to try the latest dances out and embarrass himself.
HOT SAUCE!!!!! Durkees Hot Sauce, if you feel me!
IOTA frat brothers are coming to the BBQ.
JELLO
KNIVES and KAPPAS -- need somebody to entertain us
Leg of Lamb
MEN
NUPES
OMEGAS
Perverted Cousin Pete ----> Ev'ry BBQ & Family Reunion has one! (Maybe I shouldn't bring him...)
Quarters
Ranch dressing
Strawberries
Taboo (the game)
UNO
VASELINE for those folks who always got to fight
Watermelon --gotta have it!
X-tra clothes, cause Ima need em after the water balloons
YoYos
Zatarans Red Beans & Rice
APPETIZERS
BONES (DOMINOS for the unschooled)
CAMERAS to record visually everything that happens
CARDS
(can't play spades w/o them)
Dental Floss
my Eldridge Cleaver book just so I can start some chit
FRUIT
GLORY GREENS
Hoochie mamas and Hoodrats (can't be Ghettofabulous without the Ghetto!)
ICE COLD LEMONADE
Jump Rope to get the Double Dutch on!
Killing Me Softly by Lauren Hill to get our jam goin'
LOTS OF ZETAS
Me....Myself.....and My Momma!
NOWandLATERS
Orange Juice to go with the Vodka for some screwdrivers.