Top Ten Things Overheard At The Puff Daddy Trial:
10. "The Night of the crime, was the accused acting unusuallu puffy?"
9. "Will the stenographer please read back the list of shout-outs?"
8. "There will be a brief recess while the judge confers with his homeys."
7. "The defendant may not invite th ejury to party this weekend at his place in the hamptons."
6. " By law, my client must be judged by a jury of his peers--12 guys named Puffy."
5. " Mr. combs is also charged with 20 counts of rhyming the word 'ladies' with 'mercedes'."
4. "For Old times sake, O.J. is here to try on a glove."
3. "I object! For his opening statement Defense Counsel did a re-make of my opening statement."
2. "Check Out Jennifer Lopez...I'd sure love to approach that bench."
1. "What up! What up! Judge Seymour Feinberg in the house!"
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