This message was sent to me and I thought it was funny.

An ISRAELI doctor said...
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks".

A GERMAN doctor said...
"That`s nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".

A RUSSIAN doctor said...
"In my country medicine is so advanced,we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks".

The AMERICAN doctor, not to be outdone, said...
"You guys are all way behind. In my country we have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.