[GMUBunny]

For my Va Beach kids:

Are you holding it down for the 757?

You know you’re from Virginia Beach if:



-Beach week is every week for you.

-Head high and glassy makes you so excited you piss your pants.

-You think Nova kids are a little weird.

-You laugh when someone says, “Let’s go out to the bars downtown.”

-You say you’re from Virginia Beach, not Va Beach.

-You know that Volcom is a brand, not some guy from Star Trek.

-You know that Hurley is a brand, not some generic Harley-Davidson.

-The word “weak” means funny.

-You’ve seen the “Voyage of the Mimi.”

-You thought that part in the Voyage of the Mimi where those two guys had to sleep naked in the sleeping bag together to stop the hypothermia was kind of funny.

-Guy’s volleyball doesn’t seem that strange to you.

-You call T.C.C. the University of Virginia Beach.

-You call T.C.C. the Tide Water Country Club.

-You think that t-shirt and shorts is proper attire in February.

-You know what a gerard golden is.

-You think guys lying out in the sun are a little sketchy.

-You realize how much Virginia Wesylan sucks.

-The name Bruce Thompson strikes fear in your heart.

-You call it Gang Run instead of Green Run.

-You thought In God’s Hands was the coolest movie ever.

-You don’t go Clubbing.

-Uncle Al is actually famous to you.

-You can say with a straight face, “Our soccer team beat Cox last night.”

-You just call it the Boulevard.

-You’re high school has its own street down at the beach.

-P.M.S. can also mean Plaza middle school.

-You’ve ever bleached your hair.

-Nauticus was all right the first time but now it just sucks.

-You have a watch that tells you when it’s high tide and low tide.

-You’ve ever attempted the Shadowlawn shuffle.

-Sal’s Bella’s Pizza gave you the shits.

-You know that Chuck Norris isn’t really in the Chuck Norris Karate Studio.

-You’ve ever used your fake I.D. at the Pour House.

-Hatteras is your second home.

-Jet noise doesn't interrupt your conversations.

-The worst cut down in middle school was to be called a "poser".

-You can spot a navy squid from a mile away.

-You've been to Ultra-Zone at least once. Come on admit it.

-HAHA you went to ultra zone? I bet you were a role player too

-You were ever late to class cause you needed to call 422-8823.

-You know what 422-8823 is.

-You know at least one gromit, and I'm not talking about the dog from fraggle rock.

-You burnt down the Lynnhaven Marina. We know you did it.

-You remember the days of Ultra-lite.

-You burnt down the giant gorilla at Wild Water Rapids. We know you did it.

-You've ever wondered what a witch duck is or why they named a street after it

-Watching girls soccer is a common pastime.

-You shake your head in shame when someone says 'boogie-boarding'.

-Two words, Celebration Station.

-You’ve spent time at Coney Island Games waiting for your movie at Pembroke.

-You don’t think you have a Southern Accent.

-A sticker that says “Inlet Fitness” says a lot about you.

-You actually think Bruce Smith is famous.

-If you’ve ever watched highlights on the Tidewater Amateur Sports Show.

-You remember the mini-Epcot center at the beach.

-You know “Chick’s Beach” is a misnomer.

-Your name has ever been in the Beacon

-You’ve ever read the Beacon.

-You think Bruce Rader is famous.

-Scope is more than just that stuff you use when your breath is stank.

-You know the Haunted Fun House looks cooler on the outside than the inside.

-Uncle Harry is a cool dude, unless you are lactose intolerant.

-You have a t-shirt from 17th St. featuring a guy picking his nose.

-You know what WRV is.

-You’ve been to a birthday party at Aladdin’s Castle.

-You can find your way around Bay Colony.

-Lee’s tires commercials are the best thing on TV. I pimp out my wheelz with deuces from Lee.

-Hampton Roads Rhinos!!

-Not only is FX a bad tv station, but it’s also a bad store.

-You know that PA doesn't stand for Pennsylvania

-You burnt down PA. We know you did it… twice.

-Remember when there was a portable ice skating rink on 31st street.

-If you have ever got a bum to get you beer at the oceanfront.

-You and you're friends in elementary school got split up to go to two different middle schools within 5 minutes of each other.

-You attempt to put surf racks on anything that moves.

-You drive to the beach and get out of your car during a hurricane.

-You're considered a "fish out of water" while at college.

-You Know what the GNC is, not the nutrition center.

-You refer to Kings Grant as “the grunt.”

-You know what dome shots are, and you would like some of them in the near future.

-You think Lacrosse is a mystifying and bizarre game practiced by outlanders, or rich private school kids.

-You see Rudy from Survivor in Farm Fresh, buying beef jerky and tampons.

-The First street crew beat you up for your lunch money, and then bought Dippin Dot’s Ice Cream with it.

-You don’t have to keep kosher or wear a yarmulke to eat at The Jewish Mother.

-You’ve seen the progress of “Little Man of Country” to “Plain Hot Country” of Troy Hegspeth.

-You bust out your Ouija board at Edgar Casey’s pad.