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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA WHEN...
* The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
* You know how to eat an artichoke.
*Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
*You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
*Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze.
*You can't remember...Is pot illegal?
*You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
*You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and
can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
*You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
*A really great parking space can move you to tears.
*Gas costs 75 cents per gallon more than it does anywhere else in the U.S.
*A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
*The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
*Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
*Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BSDM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
*You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
Oh, and just to clarify, not everyone in San Francisco is gay!!!! That is the one question I always get asked when I tell someone I'm from San Francisco.
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