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You know you're from Alabama when:
1. It's perfectly legit to pass in the right lane.
2. You refer to fried bologna as "Alabama round steak"
3. You found the movie "Sweet Home Alabama" to be true and yet irritating
4. You have a MLK Blvd. and a Lurleen or George Wallace Blvd. in the same city
5. You know why they took Vulcan down...and you giggle about it
6. You get pissed when people refer to Dauphin Island as "Dolphin Island"
7. Your idea of a big weekend is going to Atlanta.
8. You know Lynard Skynard wasn't the only group who did "Sweet Home Alabama"
9. You don't find it strange that Alabama has a professional minor league hockey team. And that it's good.
10. You would fight anyone who talked sh*t about Paul "Bear" Bryant
11. Cut off sweatpants are perfectly ok for wear anywhere but funerals and weddings.
12. You refer to Montgomery as "Muntgumry"
13. You have at least 50 Baptist or Methodist churches in a town of at least 5000.
14. In high school, to be cool, you went to Panama City Beach.
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