A party is good when....( BTW, all of this really happened when I graduated from college)
-it's at your parent's house, paid for by your parents, and they are more trashed than the college kids that are attending!
-the attendants still talk about your dad and mom taking shots off the ice luge!
-you drink for 10 straight hours, don't pass out until late, but you still have no clue what happened 9 of those 10 hours!
-you read your graduation cards and say "I didn't know they were here!"
-or when you get back your pictures from the party and say "Man, I didn't know so-and-so showed up"....meanwhile you are in the picture with that person.
-Your friends want you to go back to school just so you can graduate again and repeat the party!
-And finally, when you put your own FATHER to sleep because he passed out in the bathroom and couldn't make it to his bed!
Ahh, such good times
