Dang!! If a woman came at me like that, I would probably run, unless she could ask me those questions in a nice way.
Here are my few:
1)How do you feel about marriage, and can we still do the kinky stuff after the kids are born?
2) What are your views on the current "black leadership" in our community, and can we still do it in the Banna Republic in the dressing room in Georgetown.
3) Do you have a history of mental illness and is there a history of it in your family, and will you promise not to tak it out on me?
4) Have you ever slept with or dated any of my friends or family?
5) Are there any butt naked pictures of you floating around, and if so why was I not given any?
6) Do you promise to love, respect and do what DL Hugleys wife wouldn't do in the "Brothers". If the answer is no, we can't get married.
7) How do you settle disagreements with people?
8)How do you deal with adversity?
9)Have you ever pointed a gun, knife, or any deadly object at a boyfriend, and if the answer is yes I need to go the bathroom, I will be right back.
10) Have you ever dated anyone who was in jail, is currently in jail, or on his way to jail?
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