Ok yall, I have two examples of a ghetto weddings that I had attended within a span of a month.
Wedding #1 The wedding was suppose to start at 3:30, the groom showed up at the church at 3:30 with a t-shirt and shorts on. The wedding programs were suppose to be handed out when we walked in, yall the hostesses passed them out while were already seated. I don't know why all of a sudden the new craze is to have mime dancers at weddings all of a sudden. Anyway while the wedding ceremony was going on the preacher told the groom do you take baby girl to be your wife. Come on now, baby girl. The ceremony was backwords with the preacher telling them about jumping the broom at the beginning of the ceremony.
The reception was another story. They decided to do the toast while people were still getting their food and they cut the cake while people were still eating and or were on the dance floor.
Wedding #2 I knew this wedding was going to be ghetto when the church was built next to a liquer store. From what I heard from one of the groomsmen, the bridesmaids were mad because they couldn't dip and twirl down the aisle. You could tell that the two families didn't congregate with each other. Some of the bride's relatives looked like wannabe pimps and some of the female relatives had on prom dresses.
Please don't ask about the reception, lets just say ghetto.
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