a twoo....
whoa that is deep.
nothing is as ghetto as someone stating in their vows:
"you finna be my wife for the rest of my life"
yes i am proud to say i participated in many ghetto weddings....and will in the future, i make a fantastic MC.
from the pimp stuts by the groom down the aisle to the gold teeth and bumpin' stretch limos to the reverend praising the lord for an hour and a half before he gets on with the wedding.
but let me tell you what takes the cake...
*i am about to get ghettoified*
what the the favorite dance at all weddings???
the electric slide, of course
now whenever the dj puts on one of those songs you can do the electric slide, too. why does everybody bumrush the floor...old people included. then you always have that one
old man dressed like dolomite from back in the days...we'll call him
"sugar daddy" that follows you around saying "hey there girl, i can do that too, see!"
then of course getting back to the electic slide...can i tell you there are about 1913 different versions of the electric slide. i swear i can't keep up.
but do you really really really want to know what takes the cake????
sitting in the pew at church and watching a flower girl about the size of a gorilla (Alpha's no pun intended) pelt flowers down the aisle. i swear this little girl was 10 but bigger than me and i stand a cool 5'7.
(it must be something in the water because kids now and days are big as hell)
should i be ashamed...i think not!
proud of my ghetto ancestry...
MaMaBuddha
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you too can be ghetto.....
[This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 07, 2001).]