Okay..**wiping the tears from my eyes** I think I might have a lil' som'in to add. BTW, NUPE4LIFE, I think you and I attended a few of the same weddings. I have been to a few ghetto weddings BUT picutre this..... (Mother's Day)....
1. We were sitting in this SMALL church waiting for 2 1/2 hours for the ceremony to begin. The bride had 15 attendants and so did the groom in this S-M-A-L-L church. The church was so small that the wedding party did not even have room to fully march down the aisle before they were bumping into other participants coming from a different direction. Once they were in line, the attendants were in the front and wrapped around the side aisle.
2. The maid of honor (one of the bride's sisters) decided that she wanted to wear the same backless, around the neck dress that everyone else was wearing...did I mention she's a good 320-350 lbs.....oops!
3. The church was so small, the ushers kept pushing my husband and I up closer until my husband was sitting where? ON THE SAME ROW AS THE GROOM'S MOTHER.
4. This wedding had an MC also
5. The pastor (bride's godfather) had on much ghetto gold and a sharkskin suit with a process.
6. One of the bridesmaids obviously forgot where she was and decided to give the bride a shout out in the middle of the ceremony
" You go (so and so)!!!"
7. But the ultimate was when the bride's brother so proudly pulled out the movie screen and slide projector in the middle of this SMALL church and showed all of these GHETTO pictures of the bride and groom..yes the jail pose, the hooch pose (w/ the miniskirt and legs crossed), and the infamous pictures in front of the airbrushed sheets of cars, Mickey Mouse, etc. By then I was no more good!!!!!!! I could not hold in the laughter anymore.
8. Oh gosh, I forgot...once the wedding was over. We all filed outside and what did we see...7 stretch limos outside!!!!!
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