I must say that I have never been to a ghetto wedding...oops unless you count the one I went to about 2 years ago.
The bride was a friend of mine from grade school. I get to the chuch and I see one of my girlfriends sitting on the grooms side. I walk over and was like why you sitting over here. She and her mom were like we felt sorry for the groom because no one was on his side. So I sat over there with them. It was the 3 of us and that was it. Finally the groom gets to the church and a few more of his peeps show up, but not that many.
The bride is late, we find out later that the bride and bridesmaids are in a limo and it had broken down. The bridesmaids dresses were truly,can u say U-G-L-Y.
Once we are at the reception, which was held at another church (why not just have it at the church where the wedding was).
I'm looking for some hors d'oeuvre (sp) because that wedding was way to long and a sista is a little hungry. I talking to the peeps at my table because we all knew each other, and come to find out, the hors d'oeuvres were some mints that were on the table. You know the mints that they put out at Christmas that are different colors. You know the ones that melt in your mouth.
Well next comes the food, did I mention that we ate off plastic plates. Did I mention that the juice fountain ran out of juice.
Did I also mention that they started running out of food before everyone was out of the buffet line.
Did I mention that when the bride was dancing with her father and the groom was dancing with his mom, she (his mom) had on big fuzzy slippers
her feet hurt y'all.
Did I also mention that the groom was walking around the reception with the brides veil on his head talking bout " he rides motorcycles" vroom,vroom, I swear y'all he was going vroom, vroom. Last but not least, did I mention when we went to look at the groom's ring, the ring didn't fit and he had it on his pinky finger. I'm sorry, but it didn't even go all the way on his pinky finger.
Okay, that's all, but that is enuf!!
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Peace
KL