OK y'all I read a lot about ghetto weddings but I can guarantee I can top that
Last summer I was a bridesmaid in my college room mate's wedding. First off, the wedding took place in the middle of July in Florida...hello it was like 105. Anyway, We (the wedding party) had to be at the church an hour early get this to have alterations done on the home made bridesmaid dresses we had to pick up the night before! Well the wedding was supposed to start at 4:00 but it started at 6:00
One of the bridesmaid’s dresses had to be held up by another brides maid because the strap broke. Then the groomsmen walked down the aisle in a pimp stroll with canes and top hats to "I swear" by AZ yet. Their suits looked like a godfather movie
The minister conducted prayer like 6-7 times before he pronounced them man and wife. Y'all I consider myself pretty religious but I have never had that much church in my life! He preached as if it was Easter Sunday morning! He constantly repeated "Lawd help so and so and so and so understand the institution of marriage because gawd help me they know nothing about marriage or what they are getting into" It was like he had a fight with his wife before the ceremony. There was only one limo, a stretch Navigator for 20 people (the bride, her mom, the groom, his mom and the wedding party), did I mention that the Navigator did not have air conditioning and it was like 105 in July in Florida.Then to make matters worse the Limo got lost going to the reception hall. Then the reception was a trip first the choreographed entrance then the food was like cold cut platters, store bought potato salad and Cole slaw, potato chips and salsa and a sheet cake with their names on it! The grooms ex girlfriend showed up in a see through lace pantsuit that resembled my grandmothers curtains. She was giving the bride nasty looks so the maid of honor the bride's sister threaten to beat her up right before the good luck toast
