hey sistah friends and guys...
nupe4life....
i feel all ghetto-ostracized cause i am a product of the a few ghetto weddings...
this past november i was selected as the mc (mistress of ceremonies) for my best friends wedding in miami, florida.
now miami happens to the the ghettoiest city out of all the states besides new orleans, nyc, la and the other little country towns that lurk...gold teeth, leather shorts and all.
i had the pleasure of witnessing trick daddy and trina (friends of the groom) drop by and pay homage in a drop top benz, blasting that florida song
get f*cked up*
for all those dade county people.
i had the pleasure to witness the groom and his part pimp strut down the aisle to a slow jam (i can't remember the name of it for the life of me)
i had the pleasure of witnessing the wedding party except the bride and groom getting drunk off henny,
cisco (yes they had cisco)
and remy in the back seat of a hummer limo.
i had the pleasure of watching a whole bunch of drunk groom's men (all with gold and platinum teeth) acting up when
I was announcing the wedding party. then the dj, blasted ever single one of luke skywalker songs that have been banned all over the place....needless to say the families were appalled. but all the little kids rushed to the dance floor and were doing the latest bootie hump.
we won't even get into hair styles...cause a few horses were running around dag near bucket naked freezing in Miami.....
this has me laughing hysterically...
but i have to say i love my ghetto folks...they keep it real.
Theeeee MaMaBuddha