I also hate weddings, but for a different reason. I hate them because the people getting married act like the guest OWE TEHM SOMETHNG.
It use to be an honor to be invited to somebody's wedding. It meant that they wanted you to share in their moment. Now they just want you to put money in their wishing well.
The worse thing I've seen at a wedding, was when the bride was TWO hours late, and nobody made an apology. Everybody in the pews was asking everybody else if they knew what was going on. She didn't even apologize in the stupid Thank - You cards. Plus, the musician had a prior engagement, and the minister (musician's dad), raced through the vows. After waiting two hours, I WAS PISSED!!!!!
The second worse ghetto thing was when I received an invitation to a wedding with no response card. I called up the matron of honor, and told her I didn't get a response card. She said, "oh well, you weren't invited to the reception." I didn't trip... yet. I said, "Okay, they only want me to come to the ceremony (it was a good friend of mine, he was marrying a hoodrat), cool, they're not expecting a gift." The matron of honor (bride's cousin, and my friend) said "oh, they're gonna have the wishing well at the church for the people who weren't invited to the reception."
CAN YOU SAY "TACKY AS HELL, ON A COLD DAY?"
Miss. Mocha
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