okay, these weddings were, to me, ghetto w/o the fabulous:
1. a wedding where the groomsmen all wore jailhouse braids (think Warren Sapp).
2. a wedding where as the preacher is going through the ceremony, the bride's kids are saying, "mommy, mommy, why you wearin' that?", "mommy, i'm hongry!"
3. a wedding where the bride's wore a just-stitched-the-night-before bridal veil (and it showed) and the bridesmaids dresses were finished that week w/uneven hems, the dresses didn't match each other and the shoes didn't match the dress.
4. the bridesmaids and the groomsmen were made to serve the wedding guests. for some reason their were no servers and this wasn't a buffet.
5. this is the kicker: a Princess Diana wedding on a Mother Theresa budget. the bride didn't have enough money to pay for the limo. the driver was dismissed after the ceremony so the bridesmaids had to pile up in a one car to get to the reception. no one know the way. during the reception the bride was seen w/her mother signing the gift checks over to the caterer.
i didn't attend any of these weddings but my girlfriends shared these stories and they just still cause me to wonder about my people!
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