Ideal08 reminded me of another story:
Back in college, I worked at DOTS and Springfield, Ohio is known for a lot of Appalachian people (TRYING to be Politically correct)so keep that in mind.
One afternoon in the store, an Appalachian family comes in and they are accompanied with a little boy. After a few minutes, I hear over and over
NICCA NICCA NICCA NICCA and I am getting MADDER and MADDER and MADDER

but I am also looking like
The family approaches the counter and the little boy again said NICCA. I LOST IT!!!!!! I looked up at his mom and grandmother and just as I was about to GO OFF, the mom says no he wants a
NICKEL for the bubble gum machine at Value City. So I said,
HE NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO SAY THAT WORD BETTER.
I know this was not a funny one but it is still a Darnedst thing.
[This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited March 21, 2001).]