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What's great about being from the Midwest/great plains???
Well I guess you could say a lot is great about us...
No accents (until you get far north)
People are friendlier
You can fuck with people from the Coasts who act just plain retarded. Among the questions I've been asked by Coasters, being completely serious: Do you have indoor plumbing? How is the Indian problem? Do you enjoy the harvest season or is it a lot of work? How many cows do most people own? Can you milk a cow???
Lower cost of living
Basements
Really rocking thunderstorms
People aren't that pretentious or stuck up
Huge GLO houses at Major Universities (and on that note, non-cutthroat rush)
Of course there are some things that aren't so great, and most of that would be lack of mountains or oceans, but we can travel.
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