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Real World

You're a bit old-fashioned with a hankering for the classics. That's why your reality show is the Real World, the show that started it all. Whether it's the sweet pad or the hot roommates, there's just something about shacking up with six strangers that has always piqued your voyeuristic interests, and now you get to be on the other side of the TV screen.

Most likely, you're a bit of an exhibitionist — always the one mugging for the camera. Just wait until you get in the confession room — even better, wait until you get one of your cute roommates in the confession room. Pool, hot tub, coed showers? Three great reasons to spread rumors and create drama in a house filled with sex, lies, and plenty of videotape. The last thing you'd want is to be remembered as "the boring season."