I've worked in the public schools for 28 years, and boy howdy have I seen some names. I had a student named Uniroyal. I could barely call him by name. He was an extremely nice child, but I hope he went by Roy or Royal when he went to middle school. We also had a little girl named Marijuana. Yes, that is Spanish for Mary Jane, but this child was not Hispanic. Oh, and we also had a girl named Cocaine. Not the same family. What in the world were those people thinking???
