I have seen the show and I am CONVINCED that I wouldn't do it! That binch Eppy would make me snatch her bald!

I can't understand her. I saw the first episode with the black couple and it was a tragedy in my eyes. I was with Mama when she was dead against the rental gown. Your gown is supposed to be a treasure, not something that you return by Monday. I was also not down with the wedding cookies and the homemade cake. I would have scaled down the venue and the "extras" in favor of having some of the other stuff that I want. I mean, they could have gotten a small hall that catered. A wedding cake doesn't cost more than $200. I would have rathered that the decorations be made instead of the cake. The cake is a big part of the wedding. I could have hooked up some invites on my computer. The list is endless.
I only saw that one episode, but her team was kind of lazy and chilled. I don't know if they were really like that or if they were rebelling against Eppy. Either way, don't act like that for my wedding. I won't have it.