[GMUBunny]

This one is hard to explain, but here goes:

There's a small shopping center in the front of my neighborhood that we all cut through to take the backroads to my high school. We would normally cruise right through the parking lot pretty quickly. Anywho, in the middle of the night a few years ago someone came in and put speed bumps in the parking lot. That wouldn't be so bad if they had actually been painted yellow instead of blending in the with rest of the asphalt. So, the next morning I'm going through the parking lot with the invisible speedbumps and I come to the corner where I have to make a right turn. I don't know what idiot put a speedbump right on the corner of the building, but when I turned I heard this *crunch*. Now there's this big dent with missing paint on the bottom right side of my car. The thing that got me was, that night the speedbump fairies came again and painted the *&%$^#@ things yellow!!!!