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I was about seven and my aunt had a party. My Dad didn't go but my Mom and I went. This DUDE was dancing with my Mom and put his hand on my Mom's waist.
I went over to them *grabbed* his hand and said "When you dance with MY Mommy, you put your hand HERE" and *flung* his hand to his side.
The DUDE was like "I see you brought your own security guard tonight." Mom was mortified but laughed so hard. Dad loved the story when she told him later and that story is STILL brought up to this day.